Dying to Read the Mueller Report

March 12, 2019

In a classic case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, NPR reports that elderly people are desperately hanging on to life so they can read the Mueller report on alleged collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign before they die.

Did You Hear the One About the Pope and the Imam?

February 11, 2019

Pope Francis and Sheikh Ahmed al-Tayeb signed a declaration calling for peace between nations, religions and races. Based on al-Tayeb’s past statements in Arabic, it’s hard to take this seriously.

The Rats that Ate Los Angeles

February 7, 2019

Rats and the fleas who love them have caused an outbreak of typhus in Los Angeles that’s reached into government buildings.

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