How Not to Prepare for COVID-19

March 25, 2020

Do: Follow recommendations of local health officials. Don’t: Yell at the grocery store manager who says you’re not allowed to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew.

Liberals Destroy Language for Equality, or Something

December 11, 2019

Colleges are using the word “alumnx” in the incorrect belief that “alumni” is gender-specific. This is inspired by the growing use of “Latinx” to replace the non-gender-specific “Latino,” a trend that annoys Spanish speakers.

Strange Death at Area 23

January 31, 2019

A high-speed chase at a secret government base in Nevada Monday ended with a fatal shooting. The dead man’s motives are still unknown.

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