Here Comes Laura

5) Hurricane Laura bears down on Gulf Coast; 4) Two dead after another night of violence in Kenosha, Wisconsin; 3) Body of missing Fort Hood soldier presumably found; 2) UAE cancels meeting with US, Israel over F-35 sale dispute; 1) After ten years and more than 200,000 edits, someone finally notices that the administrator of the Scots Wikipedia doesn’t actually know the Scots language.