COVID-19 Chyron War!

5) Researchers surprised to find COVID-19 virus kills T-cells, the body’s virus-killer; 4) Wall Street celebrates market surge while 16+ million Americans file for unemployment; 3) New locust swarm in east Africa 20x bigger than first one; 2) Microsoft pulls ad featuring “spirit cooking” witch Marina Abramovic; 1) Man celebrating birthday with ride in fighter jet accidentally pulls eject lever.