Santa Flaws

I was asked to play Santa for the family on Christmas Eve. It was an honor; the role was played for many years by Sharon’s father.

However, I had a little… wardrobe malfunction. The hat wouldn’t stay on — and then the hair exploded.

Santa Flaws

I couldn’t see a thing. Sharon said I looked like the character “King of Town” from the Homestar Runner website. Which is this:

King of Town

Next year, we’ll use bobby pins.

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