I was asked to play Santa for the family on Christmas Eve. It was an honor; the role was played for many years by Sharon’s father.
However, I had a little… wardrobe malfunction. The hat wouldn’t stay on — and then the hair exploded.
I couldn’t see a thing. Sharon said I looked like the character “King of Town” from the Homestar Runner website. Which is this:
Next year, we’ll use bobby pins.