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T.P. Offsets

A caller to the show yesterday had a brilliant idea for a business: If Sheryl Crow’s idea of slapping a limit on the number of squares of toilet paper we can use catches on, there will undoubtedly be a group of people with more money than self-control who’ll want to buy a way out of compliance.

Voila! Sell ’em toilet paper offset credits. It’s a guaranteed winner. I expect Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio to be our first customers.

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