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Here’s Yer Trouble–It’s Them Christians!

September 29, 2005

I guess if a scientist says it, it must be true: Religious belief can cause damage to a society, contributing towards high murder rates, abortion, sexual promiscuity and suicide, according to research published today. According

Blow-Dried Hair, Blow-Dried Protest, Blow-Dried Brain

September 27, 2005

Cindy Sheehan getting ready to “protest” Cindy Sheehan being “arrested” She doesn’t see it, but Cindy Sheehan is a stooge. She’s been hijacked. Anti-Bush forces have found her to be a convenient club with which

You Screwed Up; Here’s a Couple Billion

September 26, 2005

Does it make sense to give the agency blamed for blocking aid to New Orleans a blank multi-billion dollar check? More than 80 percent of the $1.5 billion in contracts signed by the Federal Emergency

Come Out With Your Flippers Up

September 26, 2005

This qualifies as the weirdest post-hurricane story ever: Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Experts who have studied the

Rita’s Gonna Do WHAT???

September 24, 2005

Possible track of the remnant of Hurricane Rita over the next five days. Rita apparently is about the become the first tropical storm to figure out how to draw its strength from Cracker Barrel restaurants

New Orleans Flooding Again

September 23, 2005

CNN reports that the Industrial Canal has already been topped by rising water. The 9th Ward is flooding. The Times-Picayune writes that water is visible on the west side of the canal from the I-10

“Ultimate Texas Catastrophic Weather Event”

September 22, 2005

Joe Bastardi of AccuWeather doesn’t mince words: Slow post-landfall movement in east Texas implies ultimate Texas catastrophic weather event between worst possible landfall site of strongest storm ever to hit the state and then the


September 22, 2005

What’s ahead for Texas? A meteorologist lays it out: A landfall 20 to 30 miles south of Galveston would be devastating not only for Galveston, but also for Houston because the eye wall of the

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