Author Bruce Bethke points out a helpful article for us struggling author types:
In the latest issue of City Pages, Diablo Cody explains how easy it is to land a six-figure book deal and get Hollywood studio executives fighting for your attention. All you have to do is be a sex industry worker who blogs at length about her job.
(And the folks who live and work in Hollywood wonder why so many of the folks who live out here in flyover land seem to think the West Coast is long overdue for a good downpour of flaming brimstone…)
*sigh* Guess I can file “big time author” next to “Chicago Cubs third baseman” as a highly unlikely career choice at this point in my life.