- A Christmas Story Movie Leg Lamp Christmas Ornament (ooh!)
- Solid Gold S.E.P. (Stop Eating Poop) (for dogs, I hope…)
- Bird Grubs (1,250 count) (high protein, low carb)
- Owl Puke : Book and Owl Pellet (cookbook?)
- Fish and Poop – Gallon (it’s a fertilizer and a dessert topping!)
- Boogers Are Blessings (hardcover) (compared to what?)
- Pork Chocs: Sugar Free Chocolate Dipped Pork Rinds (the healthy pork rind alternative)
I had no idea. It might have been better if I had kept it that way.