Notes on the Debate

Okay, I lied. I’m watching.

I have to admit John Kerry is a smooth smoothie. He talks a better game than the president.

Kerry got the Pottery Barn Rule wrong. It’s “if you break it, you own it.” I don’t think that’s the point he wanted to make.

How exactly does Senator Kerry expect to guarantee that he can secure missing nuclear material from the former Soviet Union? Don’t you think the Russians would have some issues with American troops rooting around in the former Soviet republics?

Is there a single politician in the United States who understands the difference between a democracy and a republic?

It’s a good thing we decided against the “Vietnam Shot Game” tonight. If we’d had to drink every time John Kerry mentioned his service in Vietnam, we’d be unconscious.

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