They’re Waiting For the Vogons

New research shows that Democrats are more likely to steal hotel towels than Republicans:

According to research by the advertising firm Margeotes Fertitta and Partners, 35 percent of people who admit to heisting linens from hotels are Democrats, compared to only 26 percent who are Republicans.

Other differences between the parties…

  • Democrats say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans, 33 percent to 24 percent.
  • Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other. Only 19 percent of perennial cheaters are Republicans, compared to 38 percent who are Democrats.
  • Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans.

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