Last night, John Edwards promised a Kerry/Edwards administration would deliver:
- Health care
- Child care
- College tuition
- Better public schools
- Poverty relief
- Welfare reform
- A higher minimum wage
- More jobs
- Racial harmony
- A stronger, modernized military
- Peace and freedom in the Middle East
…And all without raising taxes on “98 percent of Americans”!
If elected, Mr. Edwards promised in his second term to invent perpetual motion, spin wool into gold, and crush coal into diamonds with his bare hands.