A Sure Sign of the Impending Apocalypse

Or the end of Western civilization as we know it:

Fox plans all-reality, all-the-time channel
By Michael McCarthy, USA TODAY

Rupert Murdoch’s Fox TV network has tested the limits of reality TV with shows ranging from The Simple Life and Joe Millionaire to Celebrity Boxing and When Animals Attack. Now fans will be able to relive them on an all-reality cable channel.

Fox Networks Group said Tuesday that it will launch the Fox Reality Channel in the first quarter of 2005.

That’s it. We’re getting a cabin somewhere in the mountains of Appalachia with our own generator, and we’re not coming down until it’s over or Christ returns.

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