There’s probably a joke here, but you’ll have to roll your own:
Strip club owners are putting a little bada-bing in the presidential campaign by asking patrons to turn their eyes away from the stage for a moment to fill out a voter registration form — and then vote against President Bush.
”It’s not to say our industry loves John Kerry or anything like that,” said Dave Manack, associate publisher of E.D. Publications, which publishes Exotic Dancer magazine. ”But George Bush, if he’s re-elected, it could be very damaging to our industry.’
Unlike the previous administration, in which Bill Clinton himself…Oh, that’s right, I promised I wouldn’t.