I’d have used “Holy Cow” above, but Tim Vroom got there first.
The Cubs have signed Greg Maddux to a 3-year deal! Come home, Mad Dog, all is forgiven.
Maddux is going to look a lot better in the rotation than…than…that left-hander whose name I’ve already blotted from my memory. Prior, Wood, Zambrano, Maddux, and Clement. Somewhere, Jack, Harry, Vince, and Lou are smiling.