Today is the sixth anniversary of yours truly and the most beautiful woman in the world. We’re enjoying a quiet day at home with one another, writing and half-watching bad science fiction movies on TV. What a life! What a miracle, to be so blessed.
We noticed that your basic slasher movie, whether the villain is a crazed and possibly supernatural incarnation of evil, or a genetically mutated super-sized croco-octo-squida-dile, possesses a certain consistent internal morality. Teen engaging in premarital whoopee–dead. Adult with bad attitude–dead. Scientist who played God and created the monster wreaking vengeance–dead.
The moral? It pays to be good.