What a Load of Baloney

As if we didn’t have enough to worry about: Border agents at El Paso last week seized 756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man’s pickup.

Children were sitting on top of the illegal load before it was discovered, [a Customs spokesman] said. The rear seat had been removed from the extended-cab pickup and the bologna was put in its place.

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[The spokesman] said the bologna goes for about $1 a roll in Juarez. When it is sold to a customer in the United States, it can go for between $5 and $10 a roll.

All together now: My buh-loney has a first name…

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